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(Source: crookedruler)
(Source: whisperintoass)
The only thing he didn’t catch was a common sense
Can we talk about Pikachu’s face in that last picture. Looking up at Ash with that smug little face, probably thinking, “This is my human. This is fucking shit-for-brains sack of meat is my human. Are you fucking serious right now? Photographer? This is why you need to go to fucking middle school dude. This is the one I get stuck with? Oh okay, you know who am I to judge…. A FUCKING PHOTOGRAPHER ARE YOU KIDDING MY SPUNKY YELLOW ASS RIGHT NOW? I can’t even comprehend the stupidity…”
(Source: ash-ofpallet)
- me: time for bed
- stomach: LET'S EAT 15 CHEESEBURGERS WITH ICE CREAM CAKE AND POTATO CHIPS WITH AN ENTIRE TACO BELL ON THE SIDE
- brain: HEY REMEMBER ALL THOSE WORRIES, IDEAS, ASPIRATIONS AND OTHER ANXIOUS THOUGHTS WELL NOW YOU DO
- muscles: I HURT FOR AN UNEXPLAINED REASON LIKE ARE YOU GROWING DO YOU HAVE A DISEASE LOL IDK HELP
- skin: LET'S PLAY A GAME CALLED ARE YOU ITCHY OR DID A SPIDER EGG SACK JUST BIRTH ON YOU
- ears: THERE'S A JET PLANE 500 MILES AWAY ALSO I THINK THE NEIGHBOR IS VACUUMING
- eyes: WOW EVER NOTICE HOW IF YOU LOOK CLOSELY INTO PITCH BLACKNESS YOU CAN ALMOST SEE YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE
- mouth: IT'S DEATH VALLEY UP IN HERE
- body: HAVE FUN TOSSING AND TURNING FOR THE NEXT 2 HOURS
- me: ok
do you ever hate someone so much but you don’t even have a valid reason
you’re just like
no
And then they give you a reason and its like
(Source: butthorn)
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